Pet This F*cking Puppy Book
This first-ever touch-and-feel book for grown-ups is the perfect interactive and calming gift for any stressed-out adult. Which is every adult.
A board book with six touch-and-feel (or smell!) elements that punctuate simple illustrations, this hilarious novelty book provides today's hardworking grown-up different tactile, visual, or smelly ways to, well, calm the f *ck down.
Bright, bold images of puppies, blankets, rainbows, sunsets, and more, each complemented with a different texture or interactive element, are designed to give readers moments of quiet respite from the onslaught of real-world angst and responsibilities.
Guaranteed to calm anyone from a neurotic New York businessperson to a harried soccer parent to anyone who watches the news, Pet This F*cking Puppy will make people smile long enough to feel a little better.
If you are unsatisfied with your purchase for any reason, please call or email us within 10 days of receiving your order. We will gladly replace or exchange an item, or refund your purchase.
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Once we receive your return, we will process the refund, and send you an email confirmation (within 2 days of us receiving the item).
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(860) 245- 5206
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