Color Me F*cking Calm Coloring Book
It’s about time you f*cking relaxed!
The time-honored stress release of swearing meets the tranquility of coloring with Color Me F*cking Calm. This assortment of playful illustrations and foulmouthed swears and sayings make for a hilarious, calming activity for those times when you just don’t give a f*ck. Color away the chaos when everything feels like a “Total F*cking Sh*tshow” and get lost in designs made for “Badass Motherf*ckers.” Give this as the perfect gift to the smartasses in your life, or treat your inner “Little Miss F*cking Sunshine” to delightfully impolite adult coloring. With 30 pages of vivid vulgarities, this adult coloring book lets you embrace your bad manners as you therapeutically color away the stresses of the day. Color Me F*cking Calm is a hysterical, satisfying way to create works of art that are as colorful as your cursing!
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